Monty Python’s philosopher’s drinking song

Immanuel Kant was a real pissantWho was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggarWho could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consumeWilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel'] And Wittgenstein was a beery swineWho was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya‘Bout the raising of [...]

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